Expect lots of bumping and grinding and good, playful fun.
The Naples dance troupe fits squarely into traditional burlesque, which first became popular in the United States in the early 1900s and later in the 1950s, thanks to famous dancers such as Tempest Storm, Blaze Starr and Gypsy Rose Lee.“We really appreciate the authenticity of classic burlesque,” says co-founder Rose Burstein, who dances under the name Rosie Luxure.
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We like your own words better than those of that old guy on the bridge in Monty Python's The Holy Grail.
265: The following posters on your wall are deal-breakers: Bob Marley playing soccer, Bob Marley exhaling, Bob Marley in green, yellow and/or red.
546: These days, with Facebook, chances are we know your favorite band well before our first drink with you.
349: Hair starts growing in funny places when we turn fifty.
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