"Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon It's a touch choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden""Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at thesame time.
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what wouldyour pick up line be? "[Violent J]Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rickie Lake!
, but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And lick your momma in the eye and tell her, "FUCK YOU!!!
"Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!
lets meet contestant number one, hes a skitsophranic serial killer clown who says women love his sexy smile lets find out if his charm will work on Sharon. Contestant number one, I believe first impressions last forever so lets say you were to come over to my parents house and have dinner with me and my family, tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stick.
Let's see, hmm, well, I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, HA!
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd try to fuck her till I nut in my underwear!!!!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this You know for only 13, she got some big tits After that, your dad will try to jump again And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin After you mom does the dishes and the silverware I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear "Now, let's me contestant number two He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival He says women call him stretch nuts Sharon, let's hear your question" "I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions A man who expresses himself in his own special way Number two, if you fell in love with me Exactly how would you let me know? (Sharon)Contestant #1, I believe first impressions last forever, So let's say you were to come over to my parents' house And have dinner with me and my family.Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!Tell her that she's fat, yeah, that'll work even better!Look, fuck you, I gotta strong rap shit You don't want contestant #2 he's mad whack I walked into a bar, and there he was Standing on a bucket (eeeuuugghhh) tryin ta fuck it It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama Damn dawg!